The Pint of No Return
The Pint of No Return
- 100% US Cotton
- Reliable Free Shipping
- Free & Easy Returns
For some it's 3, other's it's 5 or 6, but eventually we all hit that pint of no return
Product features
- Twill shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, seam-free collar with high elasticity to keep its shape
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) with DTF and DTG printing for crisp, detailed artwork
- Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Shipping Policy
We do Standard Shipping through OnTrac and USPS. Design and processing usually takes less than 24 hours. Most deliveries arrive in 3-5 business days.
Specialty and Notes
Specializing in fun and quirky shirts, our collection features humorous designs infused with modern flair, perfect for expressing individual style and a bit of fun.

Everything we wear is an expression of ourselves
At Quirky Cotton we're looking to bring some cheer to your wardrobe. Funny, snarky and quirky shirts that will inspire confidence and laughs.