Genuine Assholery
Genuine Assholery
- 100% US Cotton
- Reliable Free Shipping
- Free & Easy Returns
Laugh it up, a**holes
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (classic 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and yields a smooth side-seam-free look
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed knit collar maintain shape and resist stretching
- Dual-print methods (DTG + DTF) ensure crisp front artwork and clean sleeve/label prints
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, and ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Shipping Policy
We do Standard Shipping through OnTrac and USPS. Design and processing usually takes less than 24 hours. Most deliveries arrive in 3-5 business days.
Specialty and Notes
Specializing in fun and quirky shirts, our collection features humorous designs infused with modern flair, perfect for expressing individual style and a bit of fun.

Everything we wear is an expression of ourselves
At Quirky Cotton we're looking to bring some cheer to your wardrobe. Funny, snarky and quirky shirts that will inspire confidence and laughs.